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Post by Richard W » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:39 pm

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Post by Richard W » Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:08 pm

:) I Will Now Carve The Turkey Happy Thanksgiving :)

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Post by Olaf S » Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:02 pm

Some tricks just aren't mature
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Post by Richard W » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:17 pm

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Post by Olaf S » Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:59 am

Playing a unfair game
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Post by Richard W » Thu Dec 05, 2019 3:43 am

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Post by Richard W » Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:32 am

What would Houdini be doing if he was alive today?

Scratching the inside of his coffin.
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Post by Richard W » Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:19 pm

What do you call a wizard with a microscope?

A close-up magician.
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Post by Richard W » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:02 am

What do you call a professional magician that's not in a relationship?

Homeless.
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Post by Richard W » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:06 pm

What did one mind reader say to the other?

You are fine....how am I ? Hysterical
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Post by Richard W » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:22 pm

Did you hear about the magician that made a bar of soap disappear?

He finish clean! :o
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Post by Richard W » Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:45 am

Why did the magician go to the doctor?

Because he had a misdirection that lasted more than four hours.
:) :D :lol: Hysterical
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Post by JohnM » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:14 pm

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Post by Richard W » Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:16 pm

:) :D :lol:
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Post by Richard W » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:13 pm

Q: What did one blind magician say to the other when handed a cheese grater?
A: That is the most violent book I ever read.

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Post by Richard W » Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:37 pm

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Post by JohnM » Sun Jan 12, 2020 5:03 pm

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I so loved and still love Mad Magazine and especially artist Al Jaffe. He drew this cover for his "Mad" book on Magic and Magicians.
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Post by Richard W » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:38 am

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Post by Rob Rand » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:42 am

JohnM wrote: ↑
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I so loved and still love Mad Magazine and especially artist Al Jaffe. He drew this cover for his "Mad" book on Magic and Magicians.
Thank you John for mentioning this! I’m also a MAD lover but didn’t know about this book, which I’ve ordered right away :D
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Post by Rob Rand » Fri Jan 17, 2020 6:43 am

Richard W wrote: ↑
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This one is really funny Richard! :lol:
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