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Post by Rob Rand » Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:51 pm

Waiting for my other half...
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Post by Olaf S » Sat May 29, 2021 4:07 pm

Cash Magic - Requires quick hands and feet
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Post by Richard W » Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:22 pm

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Post by ØyvindK » Tue Apr 26, 2022 4:41 am

Haha, let's keep fingers crossed that the pandemic is mostly behind us now. And also, very good to see you back, Richard!
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Post by PeterW » Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:14 pm

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Post by Olaf S » Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:29 pm

A set of chattering teeth set inside the miniature outhouse shreds a roll of toilet
paper to reveal a selected card; in the process, the house then explodes and
paper flies about, and smoke is emitted from the house ... :lol:
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Post by JohnM » Sat Mar 18, 2023 12:33 pm

Welcome Back Richard
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Post by Richard W » Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:30 pm

Hi John thanks.
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Post by Richard W » Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:45 am

A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat. Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered. After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!

There wasn’t a hare on his head!
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Post by Richard W » Mon Mar 20, 2023 1:47 am

Little Johnny, the magician's son

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the schoolteacher.

"He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked the teacher.

"He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.

"Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"

And Little Johnny said, "One half brother and two half sisters."
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Post by Richard W » Tue Mar 21, 2023 2:10 am

Did you hear about the magician who made an entire art gallery disappear?

Now museum, now you don't
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Post by Richard W » Tue Mar 21, 2023 4:01 am

What did the magician’s assistant say after the show?

Thank you for halving me!
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Post by Richard W » Wed Mar 22, 2023 2:04 am

What do you call a sad magician?

Boo Hoo Dini
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Post by Richard W » Wed Mar 22, 2023 4:48 pm

Magician: and now for my final trick! I will disappear!

Then he grabs a pear from under the table and says:

you're the worst fruit ever!
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Post by Richard W » Thu Mar 23, 2023 3:01 am

I got mugged by a magician the other day. He pulled a knife on me, but what was weird is that it was behind my ear the whole time. :mrgreen:
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Post by Richard W » Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:22 am

I showed a mime a magic trick.

He was speechless.
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Post by Richard W » Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:33 am

Prest-O Change-O 1939

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Post by Richard W » Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:07 am

BUGS BUNNY - Case of the Missing Hare 1942

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