Latest Joke
Latest Joke
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her
daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother
thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks
puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night
when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother
thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks
puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his
penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night
when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.
What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Kinda odd first post. Is this SPAM?
- Rob Rand
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I don't know. Maybe djgolfc (what a funny name, but here only real names are allowed) only wants to break the ice, which isn't really necessary here. It must be Mexican humor. But it definitely sounds very old school and old fashioned these kind of jokes. Maybe he confused this forum with another forum he joined, the Thigh-Slapper forum.
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His flag waves for Mexico but his website and IP address says he is from Vietnam.
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i think he's collecting ''Jewelry'' not a ''Tenyo'' magic
don't CHASE your dreams...rather COOK them...
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Well, welcome to the forum (?)
But a weird joke if your interests include 'children', no?
But a weird joke if your interests include 'children', no?
AKA Killertweety
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Whoa....yes I bet they have lots of jewlery or working on it.
"let's continue on with this carnival-like atmosphere"
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SCREAM d' original!!!
I don't know if this is a over a joke to post here on the forum but i just want to share you guys my laughter and hope you haven't yet watch this video for a better viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMT_dCRAUpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMT_dCRAUpE
don't CHASE your dreams...rather COOK them...
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Happy Birthday djgolfc. I hope you have a good day DJing, GOLFing and Cing in MEXICO.
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Happy birthday mate! And please post some more things in the future, we have become very curious about you!