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Joke Of The Day
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:45 pm
by Richard W
Can we start with this:
I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.
It was a labracadabrador!
Richard
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:02 pm
by KirkW
Here are two more:
Penn and Teller are like a married couple.
Only one of them gets to talk.
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure, babe.
Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:57 pm
by VictorS
An amateur "smart" magician planned to make his own flash bill. He went to the copy shop, bringing his own blank flash paper ,inserted it to the device and started to make a color copy of the bill. You know what happen next....
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:30 pm
by Richard W
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:45 am
by PeterW
These jokes are all WANDerful!
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 1:41 pm
by VictorS
I love this one
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:19 pm
by Richard W
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:19 pm
by PeterW
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:52 am
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:00 am
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:13 pm
by Richard W
For a time, Harry Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:27 am
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:30 pm
by Richard W
Did you hear about the over weight magician?
He always had some Twix up his sleeve.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:41 pm
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:08 am
by lnlver
I was supposed to have lunch with Harry Houdini yesterday, but he had a previous engagement and he couldn't get out of it.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:52 pm
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:13 pm
by Olaf S
Don't let me bother you. Just pretend I'm not there.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:08 pm
by Rob Rand
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Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:12 pm
by KirkW
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:58 am
by Olaf S
These kind of gurus are a nightmare
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:59 am
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:37 am
by Richard W
"How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
About 100, 1 to actually screw it in and about 99 others to say I've got a variation of that"
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:16 pm
by Richard W
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:19 pm
by Richard W
Q. Which magician was accused of sexual harassment?
A. David Copa Feel.
Re: Joke Of The Day
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:50 pm
by Olaf S
Magic needs a lot of practise
