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Joke Of The Day

Post by Richard W » Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:45 pm

Can we start with this:

I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.

It was a labracadabrador! Hysterical

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Post by KirkW » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:02 pm

Here are two more:

Penn and Teller are like a married couple.
Only one of them gets to talk.

Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure, babe.
Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

:D Hysterical
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Post by VictorS » Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:57 pm

An amateur "smart" magician planned to make his own flash bill. He went to the copy shop, bringing his own blank flash paper ,inserted it to the device and started to make a color copy of the bill. You know what happen next.... :ugeek:
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Post by Richard W » Fri Oct 18, 2019 11:30 pm

They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secrets of invisibility.

If only they could see me now. :geek:
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Post by PeterW » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:45 am

These jokes are all WANDerful! 😄
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Post by VictorS » Sat Oct 19, 2019 1:41 pm

I love this one :lol:
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Post by Richard W » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:19 pm

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Post by Richard W » Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Post by Richard W » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:13 pm

For a time, Harry Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

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Post by Richard W » Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:27 am

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Post by Richard W » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:30 pm

Did you hear about the over weight magician?
He always had some Twix up his sleeve.
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Post by Richard W » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:41 pm

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Post by lnlver » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:08 am

I was supposed to have lunch with Harry Houdini yesterday, but he had a previous engagement and he couldn't get out of it.
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Post by Olaf S » Mon Oct 28, 2019 6:13 pm

Don't let me bother you. Just pretend I'm not there.
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Post by KirkW » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:12 pm

My therapist suggested I tell my wife about my magic trick addiction by writing her a letter. I just can’t pick up the Penn and Teller.

Hysterical :D :lol:
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Post by Olaf S » Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:58 am

These kind of gurus are a nightmare
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Post by Richard W » Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:59 am

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Post by Richard W » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:37 am

"How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
About 100, 1 to actually screw it in and about 99 others to say I've got a variation of that" :lol:
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Post by Richard W » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:16 pm

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Re: Joke Of The Day

Post by Richard W » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:19 pm

Q. Which magician was accused of sexual harassment?

A. David Copa Feel. Hysterical
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Post by Olaf S » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:50 pm

Magic needs a lot of practise Hysterical
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